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Dad's Reply. A light hearted joke to make you smile.

Posted by Norma on Monday 18th March 2013 at 18:24:00



Dad's reply.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red,
orange, and blue.
 
My dad kept staring at her.
 
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
 
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
 
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
 
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
 
"Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid." !!!!!!
 

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